It's My Great Pleasure And Honor
To Introduce My Son.
This is my son, Jacob Allen Hansen: Born September 4th, 1998
Now, for any of you that don't think you want kids; I want you to know that I didn't think I did either, I wasn't sure I would be a good father. I'm still having my doubts; and I think Jacob has expressed his opinion about my performance at fatherhood. I've been peed on, and puked on, and nearly pooped on (I never thought I would use that word). After all of this:
I wouldn't give it up for anything in the world.